Verse 1:
He doesn't really wear underwear
And he likes to dress as if he didn't care
And he once gave me half his jelly and butter
And now I really want to be his lover
Chorus:
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
Oh Yeah
Verse 2:
He never acts like he's got something to prove
Though, he's got more swag than any dad at the Louvre
And his smells indicate he's kinda weird
But I just want to put my tongue inside his beard
Bridge 1:
I really want to show him how I want him and I want him now
But I don't want him to think of me in the wrong way
Chorus:
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
Oh Yeah
Bridge 2:
Though I am only in seventh grade
I know what love is though not what it takes
And adulthood doesn't really begin till you're fifty
So until your mid-life crisis who cares about age
Verse 3:
And he rides his bicycle to class
And when no ones looking I look at his ass
Chorus:
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
I want to get that guy
Oh Yeah