Verse 1:
I'm a hungry, hungry man
Coming home from work,
And when I haven't eaten
I can be kind of a jerk
So I go to the fridge
And what do I see
Someone ate all of my food
All the food I have to eat
Chorus:
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
Verse 2:
So I go to my housemates
But they aint say a word
So when I come back for them
They'll be singing like birds
I go back in my room
Pull out my machete
Gonna make them pray to Yahweh
Make them wish they never met me
Chorus:
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
Verse 3:
So I go back to my housemates
And they notice the blade
Then they start freaking out
Saying oh shit man wait
We know we forgot your birthday
With my hand round his throat
We bought you a mini-fridge
Put your food in it as a joke
Chorus:
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
I'm a hungry, hungry man and i want my food
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due
I know that when I'm hungry I can be kinda rude
I am sorry for being such an uncool dude
I don't want to get mad I just want what's due