Verse 1:
I don't go to school and i don't have a job
I refine my OkCupid until I'm a heart-throb
I don't know how to weld and I don't know how to sew
But if you need I can help you watch for free any show
I've never read Virgil but I majored in Literature
I've read DFW 'cause that's what my Profs preferred
I wake up at 11:30 follow instagram girls if they're pretty know that I will get more likes if my status is less wordy.
Verse 2:
I know why Miley's popular, I know Aubrey Drake as @champagnepapi
I ball so hard on Tinder not even free dinner can stop me
I prefer books to my parents, and Vice.com to my friends
I'm on eBay and Amazon, looking how little I can spend
My dog is mad 'cause music videos are NSFW
She's like please fucking pet me and I'm like bitch I do not fuck with you
My step-dad thinks I'm lazy I think he should go solar,
I see his patience waning like the ice-caps that are polar,
Chorus:
I don't know what I'm doing
Even though I've a degree
And my resume looks worse off with my
Thesis in poetry
And the real world seems fucked up, and they want,
Me to be an adult
But I would rather be on the internet
Just like every Millenial
Verse 3:
I've gotten disturbingly good at posing for Instagram pictures
I pray that when I get a job I'm making double digit figures
I ride my bike and tell people its cause I'm scared of global warming
But really last time I took my mom's car and she left me off with a warning
But I'm actually very terrified of potential natural catastrophes
Cause some people think its inevitable and others think its not happening
And I don't know what is happening and I'm confident but I'm nervous
Cause I've invested in my cleverness but might be better if I were wordless.
Chorus:
I don't know what I'm doing
Even though I've a degree
And my resume looks worse off with my
Thesis in poetry
And the real world seems fucked up, and they want,
Me to be an adult
But I would rather be on the internet
Just like every Millennial